"Shortness really bothers me!", as quoted by Guiness World shortness record holder Edwin Liang seriously reflects the worries over being short. Short people fear that by being short, they are not treated on par with their same-age counterparts,making them feel inferior and envy those who are tall. However, let me say that standing at a proud height of 1.75m and still growing, i in fact admire short people. Tallness carries with it a host of terrible outcomes. Firstly, being tall makes you feel OVERLY superior and makes some ppl too air- headed. Next, tallness usually results in non-proportionate bodies, with exceptionally long legs and short torsos or vice versa (some even have minute testicles). Therefore BE PROUD OF YOUR HEIGHT YOU SHORTIES!!!!!Thanks for reading and start smiling in proudness u short readers.

"Dumbness really bothers me!", as quoted by Guiness World dumbness record holder Sia Han Wei seriously reflects the worries over being stupid. Intellectually impaired people fear that by being dumb, they are not treated on par with their same-age counterparts, making them feel inferior and envy those who are 'duhh'-ly pro (^^). However, let me say that having an IQ of 200> and still increasing, I in fact admire dumb people. Hey wait. Actually i don't. HAHA. niao them. HAHA. can u read this? HAHA. Therefore, smarties like you and me (besides hanwei), thansk for reading and start smiling in proudness =D