List down 20 people you know (ok i know i koped this from some ppl's blog but i found it an effective way to inject humour into peoples' unsuspecting minds).
1) Jian Yang
2) Han Wei
3) Ming Xuan
4) Roy Goh
5) Mark Lee
6) Si Heng
7) Jonathan Seng
8) Nicholas Kee
9) Ng Li Hui
10) Hui Yao
11)Gregory
12)Kah How
13) Matthew
14) Jonathan Tjioe
15) Russell Lee
16) Calwin Lim
17) Chris Woo
18) Long Peng
19) Kwan Ian
20) Yi Lin
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1. How did you meet 14)?
- We had FUN together in primary school.
2. What would you do if you never met 1)?
- Ill be damn sad cos he is such a nice person.
3. What if 9) and 20) dated?
- Then 2) will be uber angry!
4. What if 6) and 17) dated?
- that will only happen when all the women in 'brave new world' disappear (poof! and they became koko krunch~)
5. Describe 3).
- SUPER hardworking, GREAT dancer, comes up with catchy phrases: EPIC, LAlaLAaA, kthxbai, KABOOOOMISH NAAZZIISS!!
6. Do you know any of 12)'s family members?
- I dont spy on people, 我是good boy的.
7. What would you do when 18) confesses she/he likes you?
- oh __, i never thought you felt the same way abt me! (= . =)
- alternatively, ill just slap him.
8. Who is 9) going out with?
- YOU. or maybe britney spears.
9. How old is 16)?
- feeftin
10. Who is 2)'s favourite band/singer?
- COMPLICATED (word that means opposite of 'PLAN')
11. Would you ever date 4)?
- 反问: Would YOU ever date ME?
12. Would you ever date 1)?
- 反问: Would I ever date YOU?
13. Is 19) single?
- he's with ME! (obviously joking).
14. Would you get into a relationship with 11)?
- I'm his FRIEND. and no, i dont go beyond the boundaries of friendship!
15. School of 3)?
- SCHOOL OF ROCK! i mean, FUCHUN pri sch.
16. Where does 6) live?
- where pigs fly and chickens run supernaturally fast
17. What's your favourite thing of 5)?
- fellow LAN partner + reliable REFERENCE for (gah!) HOMEWORK.
18. Have you seen 2) naked?
- 屡见不鲜.
//The dream was always running ahead of me. To catch up, to live for a moment in unison with it, that was the miracle.. (:
whisked off at: 9:19:00 PM
ELFC.
10S78!
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